Dear Word - Please work consistently. I'm having enough mini-breakdowns for everyone here; I do not need you to join me in this.
Dear Daylight Saving - Ugh. I know you get that a lot, but really.
Dear Outside - I am trying as hard as I can to not be tempted by your wonderful sunlight and fresh air. Must needs work.
Dear Health - Please see the above to get an idea of how we're getting along today.
Dear Work - We also are in an unhealthy relationship. I'm not entirely sure how we're going to remain committed to one another for another thirty years. (Pardon me while I cry some more.)
Dear End of the Week - I am very much looking foward to seeing you. Even though Beginning of the Week only just showed up.
Dear Motivation to Work - I don't really appreciate that you took yesterday off (seriously, we barely got anything done yesterday!), but I appreciate that you have finally made an appearance today. Let's get back to it.